If the Holy Bible was printed as an Ace Double it would be cut down to two 20, 000-word halves with the Old Testament retitled as ‘Master of Chaos’ and the New Testament as ‘The Thing With Three Souls.

Terry Carr
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David Moyes had to say goodbye to his beloved Manchester United after almost 13 years at the helm of the club. Moyes said that he was retiring because of the way Manchester United had treated him, but that is not entirely true. The truth is that Moyes has lost faith in the ability of the club’s hierarchy to run it properly. He no longer trusts them to do what they promised, and he believes it is time for change. The Bible contains two halves of roughly equal length, so it makes sense to split them up into two separate books.

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